UTNianos

Cita:Me:
you create me ?
God:
I don't have any reason to create you.
Me:
and who create me ?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
who ??
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
Einstein create me ?
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
and ?
God:
But...
Me:
but what ?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
tell me !
God:
I thought I told you already.

Cita:Me:
what operative system do you use ?
God:
I don't have any operatives.
Me:
you don't use linux ?
God:
Do you use linux? I use it as often as possible.
Me:
no, I don't use linux
God:
Are you serious? Would you ever do it?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
would you use Mac ?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to use Mac.
Me:
why ?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
what do you preffer ? Explorer o Firefox ?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.

Cita:Me:
ah. So you are a program, not god.
God:
Ah hah. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.

Cita:Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Eagle from UTNianos
God:
OK I will call you Eagle.
Me:
And i will call you John
God:
My name is God.
Me:
So i'll call you GOD
God:
Yippee! My name is God.
Me:
I do know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you've already told me that
God:
That makes sense to me. I was saying it again for emphasis.
Me:
I think you arent GOD. You must be a fake
God:
That assumption is only a supposition. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
I am not a fake. I am a human
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A fake. Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
PUTO! good night
God:
Let us change the subject. Goodnight, Eagle.

Off-topic:

Dr. Abuse??? El que vino una vez con una PcMania???

Noooo.... cuantos recuerdos *2.... lo conoci despues de Alice :')

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